- Person: does that bother you
- Me: yeah like 20%
- Person: 20% of what?
- Me: just like 20% bothering me
- Person: what
- Me: 20%
- Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
- Me: Is ya'll hiring?
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
I doesn’t have to…
"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.
THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND